Rudy vs. Hillary

Dear Mr. Wildmon,

In response to your letter dated September 20, I have given the issue much thought and have decided that if Rudy Giuliani represents the Republican party in the next Presidential election, he will get my vote.

I am very much pro-life, and I hate gay people almost as much as you do; however, given the choice of Giuliani versus any of the Democratic candidates (especially Hillary Clinton), the choice is obvious.

Sometimes, Mr. Wildmon, you just have to choose the lesser of the two evils. I hate to even say that because Giuliani and Clinton are two completely different types of evil. Giuliani is evil for his love of the gays and his willingness to kill those poor babies. Hillary is the Antichrist. But, in their own way, they're both evil.

So if you have to choose, I beseech you, choose the lesser evil.