Dear Mr. Wildmon,
I thought it was odd that I had not heard from you in so long. You're not one to let the queers and liberals ruin America without saying something. I investigated and found something quite disturbing.
It seems that I was somehow deleted from your mailing list. I have checked my spam filters, and my junk mail folder, but I wasn't getting any of your email. You may want to have your IT staff look into this deletion.
Never fear, Mr. Wildmon. I have another account that is still subscribed to your lists. You will be pleased to know that I have received your letters regarding the Boy Scouts and about Pete Stark's comments.
I have not had opportunity to respond to these letters, but I will be responding as soon as I possibly can. (Please forgive the tardiness of my replies, as I have been protesting against the queers outside of my local Ford dealership.)
Best regards,
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