Dear Mr. Wildmon,
Could it be true that those dastardly queers are forcing their way into the mainstream job market? Are there really no more waiter, hair stylist, interior decorator, or choreographer jobs left in America? According to your letter from October 23, the gays are trying to expand their horizons and work outside of their four primary career fields.
What is this world coming to when the homos are able to get real jobs? Now they're going to be competing in an open market against us God-fearing heterosexuals. Surely Armageddon is near!
America needs you, Mr. Wildmon. She needs you to launch a more vigorous campaign against these perverts. Call the generals in your army of conservatards! I await the launching of your campaign.
Homophobically yours,
Thursday, November 1, 2007
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