Thank You, Mr. Wildmon

Dear Mr. Wildmon,

Is the American Family Association really 30 years old? It's hard to believe that after all these years you are still as tough on the gays and the Christmas haters as you ever were. You're a good man, Mr. Wildmon.

So thank you for your hard work and for the good stewardship of my tax-deductable donations. Unfortunately, I am unable to make a year-end donation this year, as I have recently purchased a new Chevrolet truck (not a Ford, thank you very much). Please know that if I had any extra cash, I would give it to you.

I look forward to our continued correspondence in 2008.

Financially yours,